A Japanese model with a 44-inch bust has been cleared of breaking and entering an apartment via a hole kicked in the door after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze through. Skip to 3 mins 40 seconds in the video of this link to watch a dejected Serena Kozakura demonstrate that she'll never have a successful career as a cat burglar.
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, said Serena to reporters after the ruling.
In other news, global warming still a problem.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Court finds model innocent based on breast size
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