Court finds model innocent based on breast size

A Japanese model with a 44-inch bust has been cleared of breaking and entering an apartment via a hole kicked in the door after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze through. Skip to 3 mins 40 seconds in the video of this link to watch a dejected Serena Kozakura demonstrate that she'll never have a successful career as a cat burglar.

“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, said Serena to reporters after the ruling.

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Paul McCartney snaps underwear models

LONDON: After a bitter experience with his former wife Heather Mills, it seems that Sir Paul McCartney is still interested in models.

The Beatle star was spotted snapping photographs of models in underwears as they queued up to get pictures of him backstage, a British tabloid reported on Friday.

"Agent Provocateur hired loads of promotional girls in skimpy undies. They're all taken with Macca and he seemed keen on them too -- so much so, he got his camera out and started snapping away," a source was quoted as saying.