Court finds model innocent based on breast size

A Japanese model with a 44-inch bust has been cleared of breaking and entering an apartment via a hole kicked in the door after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze through. Skip to 3 mins 40 seconds in the video of this link to watch a dejected Serena Kozakura demonstrate that she'll never have a successful career as a cat burglar.

“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, said Serena to reporters after the ruling.

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